Muff the Tragic Wagon
Muff the Tragic Wagon, lived by
the street
And rolled along the boulevard,
through rain and snow and sleet.
Little Tommy Pumpkin loved that
wagon Muff,
And rolled him home and filled
him up,
With toys and other stuff.
(1)
Together they would travel along
the avenue
Tommy hanging out his leg would
scuff his Sunday shoe.
Taxi cabs and buses would honk
as they went past,
Tragic wagons never seem to need
to stop for gas (chorus)
(2)
Children live forever, but not
so children's toys,
Wagons can't forever be a friend
to little boys.
And one gray day it happened while
Tommy took his nap,
A garbage truck ran over Muff and
turned him into scrap. (chorus)
(3)
Little Tommy Pumpkin said just
off the cuff,
There will never be another tragic
wagon Muff
(end or sing chorus)